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THE BLUE AND GOLD. '17.
AS OTHERS SEE US
Name
ALINE
LAWRENCE
WILLIS
LOUISE
CECIL
LILLIAN
WILFRID
MARGARET
WALTER
RUSSELL
JEANNETTE
ETHEL
ROLAND
DORICE
ALIDA
REUBEN
ELEANOR
HAROLD
PRUDENCE
ELWOOD
MILO
Likes
Rube
Curly hair?
Athletics
All day suckers
Bright colors
Poetry
A sophomore girl
Shoes
Prunes
Girls
Quietness
Civics
High marks
A dull color
Skating
English XII.—?
Dancing
Printing
Bon-bons
Pessimism
Brevity
Dislikes
A single life
Girls
Studying
Mice
High marks
Middy blouses
To be idle
To be heard
Keeping still
To appear bashful
To be alone
No one
To be beaten
Soap suds
To keep still
To get up early
Canaries
Eating
To stop talking
Being happy
To stand up
A young man passing a farmer's yard noticed he was feeding his chickens, so he said. "Say, friend, why don't you feed them part sawdust; they won't know the difference." In about a month's time the young man came around again, so he stopped in and asked the farmer how he was getting along and the farmer replied. I've done fairly well: I've got 2 chicks with wooden legs, one with a wooden wing and a woodpecker." —Ex.
Miss Hall ( Zoology) "Helen, what is a fish's head like?"
Helen Fisher. "Well, it isn't a man's head. It hasn't so much bone in it."
Some German soldiers put up a sign over their trench with this inscription, "Gott mit uns.''
The English soldiers, not wanting to be beaten like that. put one over their trench with the inscription "We got mittens too."
A certain Senior's famous saying, "I know it but I can't just say it."
DECLAMATION TIME
The freshie stood on the platform high, To give his little ditty.
He looked so sad and so lonely,
He had our symp. and pity.
He looked around in a frightened way, Far and near for a friend.
Then trembling paused and stuttered And mixed beginning with end.
No sooner was it straightened out. Then voice completely failed him. His knees began to move about And things began to swim.
He vainly looked around for help, But help was far away.
His knees wobbly began to get And his body began. to sway.
At last his voice returned again, But speech he quite forgot.
And in its stead he only said,
"Gee. fellows, ain't it hot." —HAROLD STARK '17.