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THE BLUE AND GOLD. '17. 47
AS OTHERS SEE US
Favorite Occupation Disposition Strong Pcints Faults
Talking to Cheery Smiles Few
Reading Colorless History Flirting?
Nothing Aggressive Bowling Apathy
Speaking for suffrage Adorable Shining her shoes Sleigh-rides
Going to Calumet Lively Vivacity Champagne shoes
Writing poetry Problematic Smiling Studying?
Getting a drink Charming Oratory Long words
Being natural Quiet r er hair Loudness?
Entertaining Droll White clothes His bearing
Blushing Sweet That smile His loveableness
Snow shoeing Calm Tier manner Flirting?
Walking Serene Disposition Amity?
Being a professor Igneous Information A few
Entertaining Angelic Bluffing Sweet tooth
Writing billet-doux Moderate Gossiping Hair ribbons
Too numerous to count All .right That laugh Moccasins
Caesar Excitable Classy footgear Writing notes
Chewing gum O. K. Teasing Feet
Helping out Sentimental Farewells Too sweet
Quotations from Hamlet Melancholy Argumentation His head
Girls Fickle Studying Guess?
The shades of night were falling fast,
en I finished my exam at last.
Next day, I hate to, but it must be said. The paper returned marked "F" in red.
H. S., '17.
They are growing. they are growing,
They are growing all the while.
Little ciphers in the class books,
Changing now to frowns our smile.
OH. WHERE WAS MY WANDERING BOY LAST NIGHT?
Reuben, in German twelve. (translating) "I suddenly feel so light."
Mr. Howard (after an unsuccessful attempt to have Alida recite)
"Francis, what arc the forms of commission government?"
Francis:"I don't know any more than Alida."
QUICK, SOME NH4OH.
Mr. William. "Harold, what is the formula of water?"
Harold Toplon, "H2SO4."
Mr. Williams (wishing to explain the use of ammonia hydroxide.)
"Paul, if you drank some H2SO4 what would you do?"
Paul: "Die, sir."
CAN YOU IMAGINE
The Seniors sober in Civics?
Lois Faull trying to bluff?
Margaret Jones, excited?
Harold Stark, short and without gum?
Pickle, with his hair combed pompadour?
Timmy Lord and Rollo Davis, not blushing?
Ethel Matson, being boisterous?
Roland Parks, not contradicting?
Billie Tappe, dancing a jig?
Dorice Pascoe, being yell-master?
Lillian Hagen, with straight. black hair?
Mr. Howard, being fat?
Mr. Rather, being thin?
Zeldon—"Where is the best place to hold the world's fair?"
Lorna—"Where?"
Zeldon—"Around the waist."