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THE BLUE AND GOLD, '17.
Why Oliver is so much trouble to us.
Why Agnes takes science and mathematics.
Why Marcie is so modest.
Why Hilma is so dignified.
If Thelma will ever stop growing.
Why Lenore never has a hearty laugh.
Why Alice is sharp in detecting gray hairs.
If Myron ever wastes his time playing.
Why Thomas slams the women.
Why Fletcher never studies.
If Zeldon will ever marry.
If Herman is German.
Why Estella has no use for the boys.
Why Jean is called "Scotchie."
If Lucile does any corresponding.
If Mary Reding will ever grow as tall as Thelma.
Why Bernice never has a word to say.
If Alvin will ever be lively.
Why Billy never smiles.
Why Elmer studies so hard.
Why Harold T. makes so many brilliant remarks.
If Gwenith ever smiles.
Why Estelle is so wise.
If Florence will ever settle down and be good.
Why Norma is so noisy.
Why Annabella never blushes.
Why Lloyd is never wrong.
Why Hrene has such a melancholy nature.
If William will ever dance a quadrille.
Why we just can't think of anything for Gaston Yvonne.
—M. E. '18. —T. G. '18.
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