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THE BLUE AND GOLD
NAME INTEND TO BE
E. SMITH Minister
E. ROWE Stenographer
L. STUDER President of U. S.
L. WAREM Fisherman
E. PIERCE Nurse
I. PELLAND A Latin teacher
G. RENZ Nurse
C. MILLS Undertaker
O. MARCOTTE Playwright
J. HOAR Soap maker
C. CONDON Stenographer
E. CAKE Member of Congress
L. BURGAN Authoress
D. McLEAN Artillery officer
T. GUCK Lion tamer
A. BURGAN Circus manager
E. ERD Housekeeper
C. KRAMER Chauffeur
N. GERARD Housekeeper
R. PAULINE Hobo
H. CARPENTER Clerk
F. ST. PIERRE Mathematician
A. BUTT Public speaker
R. PAUQUETTE Senator
I. LAPLANT Cook
L. FALLER Geologist
A. NORUM Humorist
R. DAVIS Spy
G. GAGNON Ambassador's wife
A. BOUDREAU Music teacher
N. DEANE Lawyer
H. BRYAN Clergyman
G. WIESANAUER Bootblack
C. BOUDREAU Paulin's companion
CHIEF DELIGHT.
Asking questions
Writing notes
Hunting German spies
Falling into the lake
Making boys smile
Studying
Taking care of Sis.
Shooting sick cats
Talking
Puncturing tires
Writing
Conversing
Writing letters
Playing with peashooter
Hunting mosquitoes
Making faces
Singing
Blowing a horn
Singing
Studying railroads
Making change
Painting
Algebra
Chewing gum
Catching butterflies
Doing housework
Throwing rocks
Laughing
Smiling on girls.
Writing letters
Studying
Public speaking
Preaching
Baggage-smashing
Riding on bumpers
Why was Caesar so romantic? Because every time he came to a stream he proposed to bridget.—(Nor' Easter.)
Wouldn't it be funny if :
W. K. didn't have prunes in his pocket?
P. T. came to school without H. B. ?
H. S. didn't have gum?
R. P. were tall?
E. V. stopped arguing with Miss D?
M. J. put her hair up?
L. H.'s hair was not curly?
Mr. W. were, not on hall duty?
The Seniors were sober in Civics?
FAMILIAR QUOTATIONS.
(ask the teachers)
"I know it, but can't iust say it." "I forgot to take my book home." "I didn't get that far."
"The assignment was put on the board too late."
"I don't understand that part."
"I got a test in another subject today."
Mr. Williams : What is an echo?
Jake Parks: It is the noise that a sound makes when you hear it twice.