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THE BLUE AND GOLD. '17.
Erica Schenkel, 1909, is teaching at Mohawk.
Dr. John W. Amesse, 1889, after graduating from the University of :Michigan, entered the services of the United States as assistant surgeon of the Marine Hospital. He has served eleven years, being stationed at San Francisco, Honolulu, Manilla. Cuba and Ellis Island. After resigning from the service he took a post graduate course at Johns Hopkins University and Bellevue Hospital. specializing; in children's diseases. He is now located at Denver, Colo., where he has a private practice and also a chair in the University of Colorado, lecturing on tropical diseases. He is a member of the Medical Reserve, and has been ordered to Fort Logan, Colorado, for immediate service,
Irene LaCount and Mayme Thurmes, 1916, have returned from Chicago where they took a course ill nursing in Oak Park Hospital.
Robert Paull is attending the Mining School this year.
Elmer Curren is working for the Duluth and Iron Range R. R., and is stationed at the Duluth office.
Varian Hirdning is attending Olivet College.
Cora Paull is attending the State Normal Ypsi.
Grant Williams and Charles Klasges have accepted positions with the Fletcher Hardware Co. of Detroit.
Clarence Therrien has accepted a position with the Houghton County Electric Light Co.
All the above alumni alumni are members of last year's graduating class of '16.
Ivadell Goldsworthy, '15, and Mae Munn, '15, are attending the State Normal at Ypsilanti.
THE NEW PARTY
Expectation:
Careen bought a machine new and clean;
1 hone with a shine resplendent
"Now I can earn my food for I'm in the mood
To be very independent.
My touch is sure, my knowledge pure, My forearm strong and hearty."
Realization:
"N9w is the tome for all good men To c9me to tje aid of tjeir porty" (Now is the time for all good men To come to the aid of their party,)
—ANNA RESSMAN '15.
Miss Mabel Swanson holds a position with the Pearce Hardware Co. of Lake Linden.
DACHSHUND IST LONG UND GROWS TN EIN DIRECTION.
The dachshund is a long, narrow dog that spends all its time growing in one direction.
Its face is so far from its stomach it has to hire a guide so its meals won't get lost. And it has to start at 3 in the afternoon to get its food to its appetite by dinner time.
The dachshund is the only dog known that can stand on the front porch and sit down in the kitchen.
One-half of a dachshund can be coming home while the other half is still going down town.
The dachshund sags badly in the middle because it has only a few legs. The only thing that makes a dachshund jealous is a centipede. —Ex,
We Wonder,
Mr. Howard to Frances "In 1910, did they take your census?" (senses)
Mr. Howard. "What would be a mans condition, if he was lying in the gutter?"
Herman, "Disorganized."
Mr. Howard to Mr. Hoar, "How many feet of water are there in the locks at Panama when they are empty ?"
Ring—Why are those men taking down those wires in the street?
Ding—That's a humane following.
Bing—How so?
Ding—They are members of the committee for the relief of the Poles.—Gargoyle.