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THE BLUE AND GOLD, '17. 87
Walter Kline - Are u fond of a joke?
Nis Girl - Why, I hardly know you.
Cat: - "You wouldn't have a chance in a fight with me. I have nine lives." Frog : - "You're not in it. I've croaked hundreds of times."Ex.
Louise Davis - What's the best way to kill time?
Harold Stark - Eat dates.
Roland Parks - See that pig? I call hint "Ink."
Visitor - Why? He isn't black. Roland - Well-he keeps running out of the pen.
SCIENCE ROOM
Jones : "What in Sam Hill are you doing, Ezra, painting with an overcoat on?"
Farmer Brown : "Wal, directions said, Put two coats on.' and I am following directions." (Nor' easter.)
It is said that some of the L. L. H. S. girls are so modest that they refuse to do improper fractions.
Miss Krogen - "Stephen, translate: Caesar est bonus legatus,"
Stephen Ketterer - "Caesar has long legs."
Umpire at basket ball game - "Foul!"
Myron O. - "Where are the feathers?"
Sis P. - "You goose, this is a picked team."